KELLS GONE WILD (BEE-YA-ITCH)

holy fucking fucktown
I accidentally left my alarm on this morning
and hot 97 played this remix
f. tallahassee pain
which is how i woke up to r kelly transforming himself
into "snappin jackson"
claiming one more rung on the ladder
to the top of the world
a conquest!
watch out curtis.
kells annexes.
you know i had to get up then
even tho it was like 7:45 on a sat
only to hear it transition into the part where kells turns the song
into an advertisement for
his album
double up
NOW IN STORES

Seriously. That remix is the song that just keeps on giving.
T-Pain was even trying to help her be a singer! :(
heard it yesterday in the Holland Tunnel
there are like 8 different great parts
teddy is a problem
i dunno what to do about kells
outrageous as a word doesn't even mean anything now