DIONETICS

Will (code name: stencil) on flagrantly bougie Canadian siestafest Celine Dion as Hillary Clinton's campaign song: "If she fails to win the nomination or loses the general election, this will undoubtedly be why."

DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR "GEORGIA... BUSH."
(I really did, in the write-in ballot for "choose Hillary's campaign song." Even linked to a rapidshare of that shit in case her campaign-song lackeys hadn't heard it. Apparently it wasn't as compelling as THE SUFFOCATING NOSE-VOICED SOMNAMBULISM OF A CERTAIN BILLIONAIRE QUEBECOIS. Ha.)

I can't tell if this is really demonstrative of H-Rod's psyche

Or if it's just a too-perfect representation of the myopic mediocrity we're used to from our out-of-touch lifer politicians: a lesser consequence of our low expectations.