WIDGETS ARE RUINING THE INTERNET

Can someone please design a widgeted page that does not make me feel like I am walking down the aisles at Wal-Mart? Thanks.

DIY pages, please,
gracias,
yours truly,
dr. j. escobedo shepherd

ps. semi not related: word to that famous designer guy who's making "Frankie Says Relax" style t-shirts with fashion commentary, who made the "I SPY A TEEN VOGUE DIY" shirt (though it woulda been better if he hadn't made it specifically for the Teen Vogue DIY section).