ROUND AND ROUND LIKE TEVIN CAMPBELL

Sean posted this thing I made, but I would be remiss if I didn't credit William Guillermo del Creeley aka "Caps-from-the-hours-of-6-8" for nicely telling me about this thing in which it could be made, which will definitely occupy my life for the next... 64 years.

I just want to point out that R. Kelly is wearing a t-shirt of himSELF in that photo.

THAT IS WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
A T-SHIRT OF R-KELLY WEARING A T-SHIRT OF ME.

P.S. My birthday continues to fall on the selfsame day as Janet Jackson's birthday, which you may remember as May 16, unless you're slacking in Jacksons/JSHeP trivia knowledge.

To honor chica's and my shared pending b-day: Janet's best video / best outfit / best choreography. BEST choreography. Best meaning "BEST," superior to all others. It's not up for debate.

I'm not here to feed your insecurities
I wanted you to love me
This has become an all too familiar scene
It's not the first time I paid the fare
Where'd you get the idea of material possession?
Thank you for the ride nowhere