LIFE LESSONS 2

"All right, listen up. I am supposed to give you some fatherly and wise advice at this time in your life. Listen up. If you're wondering if a boy's thinking about you, he's not. He's thinking about sex or if he's hungry. Those are the only two options. Listen to me. Boys think about sex every single minute of the day. That's why they lie. They're going to leave you waiting around for them to call, and they won't call. They're gonna be cruel, and they're gonna be misleading. And your mother wanted me to add that by and large, football players are the worst offenders, however I think that it pretty much crosses all lines. You are beautiful, you are sensitive, you are sweet and I don't want to see you get hurt.

You're a terrible ping-pong player, though."

"I love you, dad."