COCKTAILS W/ MARIO
"You remind me of someone in those glasses. Who's that chick from Scooby Doo"
"VELMA? She is SO nerdy, dude."
"Nah, you look real fly. If you played guitar and danced, I'd sign you in a second."
"Where's my contract? I'll be on it straight up all day. If you really want me, I'll come down to the A."
haha. That's kind of like this Pakastani guy at the deli that says, "Lady, just remember it was me who told you that you look good EVEN with your glasses on."