OPEN LETTER TO LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS

Dear Lou Diamond Phillips,

When I was like eight I was really into La Bamba and I adored you. I also dug Esai Morales as your smoking hot, drug smuggling JD brother ("by the sweat of my balls" - classic line), but he simply didn't match your onscreen gravitas.

I have just watched you play a zoologist in a horror film called Bats and I want to say you've continued to make great choices.

Thanks,
J. Escobedo Shepherd