ANDY SAMBERG = PRETTY RICKY FAN?

Listening to PR on the train en route to work and realized the rap&R&B-spoofing SNL staffer should probably get with our dudes from the MIA stat.

"Grind with Me":
Step one: You kissing on me
Step two: Girl you killin me softly
Step three: Now you see why you chose me
Step four: And ooh you vibing with me"

"Dick in a Box":
"1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box "

In related news, I called Mo this morning to tell her the rumor that Justin Timberlake might be dating Scarlett Johannson and her response was:

"NO. NO. THAT is SO FUCKED UP. No. JESUS CHRIST," with the same vehemence as if GW Bush had anointed Pope Ratzinger as co-chair of America or something. For the record, I, too, think the Johannson is cut of great wackitude and that Cameron Diaz, 34-year-old surfer/stoner, is far more interesting and real. Also, Connie and I saw that movie The Holiday last night and liked it a lot. Thought the dialogue regarding people's actual love-insecurities and walls was at times terribly (painfully?) realistic. I cried. What.