RE: it'sM'boy, Wilmer
According to The Fader:
Top Six Ghetto Pass Applicants of 2006
6. Gwen Stefani*
5. Nelly Furtado
4. Wilmer Valderamma
3. Fergie
2. Bow Wow*
1. JR Rotem
*Continuation of a multi-year process, a la Justin Timberlake
Um, how is wasted grinding and Jaeger shots at corny bridge-and-tunnel clubs in Midtown an application for a ghetto pass? I mean really?
Otherwise, great list, darlings. Divine. Just don't fuck wit ma juvie, si?

Wilder Valmerrama, creator of MTV's "Yo Momma."
the trouble with the fader is best expressed by the following sentence:
Its a wise dog that scratches it's own fleas.
Urban Mythology 101
How is HOSTING AN IMPROV COMEDY SHOW applying for a ghetto pass? (If we are accepting the freestyle street battle scenario as ruse to connect with show's perceived audience.)
the fader should talk since it's existence is one long ghetto pass- as are most "hipster/alt whatever mags- spare me kids who just got on board
and while nelly f's make over is dramatic she was working with missy and timbaland at least 4 years ago-
I have ghetto passes available, for a small fee, please paypal your trust fund money to me and you can hang with all the black people you want. I can even throw in a The Wire inspired B-More weekend get-a-way with Omar as you guide!