RE: it'sM'boy, Wilmer

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According to The Fader:

Top Six Ghetto Pass Applicants of 2006
6. Gwen Stefani*
5. Nelly Furtado
4. Wilmer Valderamma
3. Fergie
2. Bow Wow*
1. JR Rotem
*Continuation of a multi-year process, a la Justin Timberlake

Um, how is wasted grinding and Jaeger shots at corny bridge-and-tunnel clubs in Midtown an application for a ghetto pass? I mean really?

Otherwise, great list, darlings. Divine. Just don't fuck wit ma juvie, si?

6 Comments

Wilder Valmerrama, creator of MTV's "Yo Momma."

mo said:

the trouble with the fader is best expressed by the following sentence:

Its a wise dog that scratches it's own fleas.

Urban Mythology 101

jshep said:

How is HOSTING AN IMPROV COMEDY SHOW applying for a ghetto pass? (If we are accepting the freestyle street battle scenario as ruse to connect with show's perceived audience.)

ramona said:

the fader should talk since it's existence is one long ghetto pass- as are most "hipster/alt whatever mags- spare me kids who just got on board
and while nelly f's make over is dramatic she was working with missy and timbaland at least 4 years ago-

l said:

I have ghetto passes available, for a small fee, please paypal your trust fund money to me and you can hang with all the black people you want. I can even throw in a The Wire inspired B-More weekend get-a-way with Omar as you guide!

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