Monthly Archives: December 2006

Word to Jada Pinkett for giving her alma mater a million bucks in the name of Tupac. This is a good time to mention that season four of HBO’s THE WIRE just ended on Sunday, and if you watched it … Continue reading →

Everyone who called me from Art Basel Miami this week was wasted whilst doing so. “We drank 19 Smirnoff Mangotinis and we DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR ONE!!! IT’S AWESOME DOWN HERE!” and so on. I can only assume Bey-Z, … Continue reading →

For no other reason than I would like to start re-rocking jean vests and oversized overalls. That and, you know, CLASSIC BRANDY! (That and, I am crazy deadline woman! So watch me rock this YouTube! What!)

Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson beef to the wind, Eddie Murphy is killing the Dreamgirls soundtrack. Highlights: “Fake Your Way to the Top,” “I Meant You No Harm,” “Axel F.” Chris Ryan reminds us that E-dot is kinna a d-bag for … Continue reading →

RIP, Logan.

ME: John, what is a ‘bro-job’? JOHN WATERS: “A bro job is two straight boys having sex. You know, like, ‘Hey, bro.’ They don’t want to say they’re gay so they call it ‘bro job,’ which I think’s hilarious. It … Continue reading →

On deadline, can’t talk. But La Consuela “Connie 4LIFE” Wohn sent this too-good-to-be-true story about rapping birds that I thought you should read.

It is a travesty that I have not yet linked to/ pointed out the blog of one of my favorite writers ever, Jason King. He is also a stellar person. READ IT NOW. Also: TEVIN CAMPBELL IS THIRTY?! Also Lala … Continue reading →

So the DJs /or DJ sound system/ at my gym is all blenders-and-mash, all the time: i.e. Mary J Blige vs. Stevie Nicks soundclash into, like, ACDC and/or Smitty. Everytime I am at my gym, Kris Kross “Jump” is played … Continue reading →

Quick: Which longtime American film director recently told me in an interview, “The Low Christmas album is so the opposite of arousing!” HINT: This man also described the Chipmunks christmas album as “erotic.” Take a guess!