codpiece like candy

La Consuela called tonight to report on the grown-ass Cameo/Angie Stone show at the Crystal Ballroom in Portland, OR: "They had a buffet! Angie was great. She looks so good from going on Celebrity Fit Club, but she still has an ass you could mix a drink on top of. Cameo was bad, though... Larry Blackmon's band was trying to be all P-Funk, but that shit was B-Funk. No one was trying to hear any new Cameo; they just wanna hear 'Word Up' and 'Candy' and leave. Plus, girl, he was wearing the RED CODPIECE!!!"