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SPECIAL!! As promised, special guest-blogger Mo's thoughts on the Oscars.

Oscars '06

First thought:
They're perfect.

Note on the live-action shorts:
Bet all these films suck my asshole.

"Please God let us get through this." - Julianne.

8:48
OH MY GOD
NYU Professor wins oscar and outs himself! What will the listserv say?
(I locked him out of an office freshman year and was then labeled "unstable.")

9:25
Crash interpretative dance. Emotional. Yes, VERY.

9:47
What a beautiful Chinese Geisha!

10:25
Holy shit! Three 6 Mafia wins. And cutaway to every hot black person in the audience "shock & awe"

IN SUM:
Highlights: 666 winning, all-American girl "Reese Witherspoon," the legitimate lady movie-reviewer on the preshow who aspires to be Leonard Maltin's stepford wife. Also Stewart and Nicholson.

Low points:
Every shitass movie that was made last year and celebrated and re-celebrated as "art" for the last 3 months and for the next year.

Also, all the ugly dresses and the pursed lips.