like sands thru the hourglass

these are our rights to an abortion, slippin slippin slippin away

At least we still have Schumer's weirdly lo-fi website and this photo of him serving in the IT'S ACADEMIC! high school trivia competition.

CONFIRMATION HEARINGS IN SUMMARY:
REPUBLICAN: Judge Alito, some of my colleagues have referred to you as "not awesome." But I think you are awesome. Can you tell me if you agree with the assertion that you are not awesome?
ALITO: Senator, I wholeheartedly disagree with the assertion that I am not awesome, in fact I have stated clearly before that I do think I am so awesome.
REPUBLICAN: That is RIGHT! THat's the RIGHT ANSWER! GOOD JOB, YOU ARE INDEED AWESOME! SO AWESOME! YEAH! PASS THE DORITOS!