Monthly Archives: October 2005

factoidinal procrastination

it’s been like two years so it’s ok to reiterate the joyous time-vacuum that is the iTunes celebrity playlist. how else would we learn Stephen King’s (correct) opinion of Beach Boys’ “Don’t Worry Baby” (“The Beach Boys song to which … Continue reading

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No: “COOOOL!!!!!!!!”

This, on the other hand, makes me wanna run around the block waving a neon-rainbow windsock to the Neptunes instrumental from “La La La (Excuse Me Miss again)”. Cheney, dark father, just “chilling” at WHIG meetings. Some of which may … Continue reading

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Cool!

HarrietMiers.blogspot.com has been rendered obsolete by the actual documents of the actual Harriet Miers, which hit the smoking gun today: funnier than fiction. Harriet rocks with that Anne Geddes stationery like “whatever.” When I was living down in the Bible … Continue reading

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no longer depressed about the weather

fire up the wood stove and turn on the cider dudes FAITH EVANS’ A FAITHFUL CHRISTMAS SET FOR OCTOBER 25th RELEASE Album Features Two Original Songs And Nine Classics, Including “White Christmas,” “Santa Baby,” “O Come All Ye Faithful” And … Continue reading

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leftcoastfriendalert

mi friends eric johnson of pulseprogramming and e*rock of e*rock have started a record label called frykbeat. please watch the panther video, which features charlie salas-humara assuming the panther persona, a creepy falsetto pop-star strung mighty high, residing in a … Continue reading

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p.s. love yr mother part two

Today my mom taught me to say some curse words in Spanish, the old ones from the ’50s when she grew up, and she was giggling like she was going to hell. “Hijo de la chingada,” hee hee hee, “that … Continue reading

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“at least i didn’t get there by slaying people”

This is a story about control. The statue: a rendering of Alison Lapper in the rotating place in Trafalgar Square, historically the domain of generals and monarchs; Lapper, born with the birth defect phomocilia syndrome which left her armless and … Continue reading

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justice meiers LOL

‘sole news but fuckit: jessica sendeth the funniest shinola ever: Harriet Miers’ blog: I think you can probably tell who came out on top in Miers v Six Vodka Tonics! My first case and I lost it!! LOL conducted an … Continue reading

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part one

Serendipity. On the Jewish new year, I was playing good Catholic girl for the first time in a lunar cycle, wearing the Virgen de Guadalupe emblem on the bust of my pink tee, reading about Mighty Guadalupana Coatlaxopeuh Tonantzin, and … Continue reading

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putting oneself on

lemme tell you bout the baddest chick i know

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