ENCOURAGING HOMEMAKERS TO BECOME LAWYERS SINCE 1985
When Phyllis Schafly--a woman who's most notorious for bringing down a lil' somethin something called "THE EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT!!"-- balks at your anti-woman stance, it might be time to cash in yr chips and say buenos noches, maria. I would post more but I am busy choking on my own bile.

Don't you think it realistically makes more sense that Roberts was making a self-deprecating anti-lawyer joke? Read the quote again and try to imagine it came from someone you didn't hate, someone with a sense of humor...?
isn't that a pretty retro kind of joke?
I hate feminist. Always gotta fuck up my fun.