open marriage

Pardonnez-moi, but I ain't nobody's steady girl!

More importantly!

* Eff a telenovela, THIS SHIT IS INSANE!

* Special Julianne "Couch Research" Section: If you can fill in the blank: It is commonly accepted that the American "Age of Irony" began in or around 19__," and/or can recommend a book or three on the topic (that are not written by Jedediah Purdy, thank you v. much) please email julianneshepherd@yahoo.com. I will give you a prize!

* No fucking way. From this point forward, Nick Sylvester is totally my hero: how one man takes a crumb and blows it up Titan-size, in a sole interview with the "new voice of h-town," is something approaching mindbreaking. ("BALL HOG OR TUG BOAT!": the original Jokaman press release somewhat famously misidentified his collaborator "MICHAEL WATTS" as "MIKE WATT")