VOCABULON

Earth,

You have approximately 12 hours to email julianneshepherd@yahoo.com to submit your hypest, FUNNIEST original slang/abbrevs/hybrids/slangjunctions/conslangtions for the long revered slangtionary section VOCABULON, for hit it or quit it #18, which is quickly shaping up to be the best most hilarklious magazine EVER PRINTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Vocabulon: think Teeter Sperber meets ego trip, and you have a pretty reasonable SLANGULACRA of what we're looking for.

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your bestest friend for fucking ever,
julianne escobedo shepherd aka "baldi"