if you are not a total douchebag
live in Portland, OR or Vancouver, WA, and have an open room, my dear friend Nate is looking for you. And you are definitely looking for him: he is clean, stays hydrated, rides bikes and plays bass in the only performative, drum-machined, party-black-metal band you'll ever want in your basement. email nate@groadies.com! he is O.G. Dance Club! you will love him!

Doesn't Miss Katy Dear Nora have a room she's getting rid of? Someone does. I think it's her. Check dearnoramusic.com