go softball yrself

Good luck to Ezra's softball team, The Lagers (nee The PDX Martyrs Brigade). Tonight is their first game.

Here is what some sadists do to their puppies.

"I'm a typical playboy dualist, constantly surrounded by roses. And I can shoot lasers out of my eyes." [scroll down to "Anime Geeks."] As entertaining as the drunk Dipset video? (No, but good enough.)

Also, I'm taking bets on how long it takes Cam's woman to go Aileen Wuornos on his ass. I give her til the end of that bottle of Cristal.