The Text Message Templates that Came with My New Nokia 2115i Concern Me
"Yes."
"No."
"Hey."
"What's up?"
"Where R U?"
"I'll meet U there."
"Running late."
"Oh God."
"Someone is following me with a huge knife again."
"Please... call the police."
"Why does this keep happening to me?"
"Hiding in a bush. He's right next to me."
"I think I can lose him. Just don't text me right now. I still haven't figured out how to mute the text notification beep thing."
"MY PHONE JUST BEEPED REALLY LOUD WHEN U TEXTED ME. WHY THE HELL DID U TEXT ME???"
"STOP! DON'T ANSWER THAT!"
"OH JESUS HE'S TURNING THIS WAY."
"Well, I guess this is it."
"I Want 2 tell u that ur my best friend before I die."
"Wait a second... it's you! You were the one following me this whole time!?"
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"RACHEL? I've never even TALKED to Rachel!"
"No, you can't look at my call log. Hey... wait!"
"ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
"Why does the Nokia 2115i not have an option to erase your call log?"
"All of my troubles began when I purchased the Nokia 2115i."
"The Nokia 2115i is a cursed instrument."
"Beware the Nokia 2115i!"
"And now, I die."
"TTYL."
I didn't know text message templates even existed. The idea of templated conversations makes me sad for humans.
the funny thing is that this is actually based on the fact that my Nokia 2115i actually does have a template text message for "I love you too" but not "I love you." SO SAD!