MOVING

Sorry I haven't started blogging on this blog. I am moving to NEW YORK CITY tomorrow and have been super busy with lying on the couch complaining about not wanting to start packing.
Now I'm trying to find boxes to pack all of my things in. Could someone email me some boxes, or maybe leave a few good-sized ones in the comments? Does anyone have any 'green' boxes made of recycled animal feces, or 'carbon neutral' boxes where one box is released into the wild for each box captured and used by humans to store things in? Does anyone have any boxes that automatically pack themselves?
NOTE TO SELF: Easier way to pack my things: Find a box as big as the entire world, then put it over the world.
We look forward to seeing what adventures await you in the City of Dreams!
I don't know why I'm so sad, since I don't live in either of the cities you are currently/about to be residing in.
Oh wait, I just answered my question. EMO EMOTICON
Who can I open up to with you gone?
Oh, you're moving here, ay? Can you believe I still read this shit? I can't.
PS. These two words down here for the spam blocker are "derail Vice-Pres." The feds are going to be after you, sucka.
Randy, we can video chat, man!