somebody pinch me
Posted by: Matt McCormick | From: November 8, 2006
did i really see on the tv set last night that rick santorum got whipped in the election? did i really wake up this morning to read on the internet that donald rumsfeld resigned? at this rate i suspect that a truck load of florida ballots from the 2000 election will be discovered, and al will be sworn in and gw sent back to texas. maybe the first thing president gore will do is put jimmy carter's solar panels back up at the white house (the ones that ronald reagan dismantled the second he became president).
this must be a dream, so please don't wake me up because i want to keep cozy warm in my red, white, and blue blankets. this whole 'being excited about the results of an election' is a new thing for me.
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dont send w back here!!! he was actually born in connecticut, hes not a real texan.
Posted by: elizabeth at November 19, 2006 12:12 AM